Attack of the Stupid Star Aliens
This is not so bad it's good. This is so bad it's awful. Star shaped aliens with one big eye who are after Dr. Toru Itsobe and trying to save planet Earth from themselves. It's dang near an hour and a half long and could have easily been one of those hour long films if they would have cut out just half of the non-related scenes.
You do not see a lot of the starfish alien creature thingys. I don't know if that is a bad thing or a good thing. They might have needed to show more of them for better entertainment - and that should tell you just how bad this film is, it needed more stupid starfish aliens for entertainment purposes.
I watched the film in fast-forward after watching the opening scenes, it saved me from 1 1/2 hours of boredom. It never did get better and rarely showed the starfish aliens.
1/10
You do not see a lot of the starfish alien creature thingys. I don't know if that is a bad thing or a good thing. They might have needed to show more of them for better entertainment - and that should tell you just how bad this film is, it needed more stupid starfish aliens for entertainment purposes.
I watched the film in fast-forward after watching the opening scenes, it saved me from 1 1/2 hours of boredom. It never did get better and rarely showed the starfish aliens.
1/10
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